[286] Screed City

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05/30/2024 thursday. Stack of towels in front of a television. Room 934. Loews Hotel. Chicago, Illinois.

A day of madness. 12 hours of doing things to make a wild thing happen. Funny things that add up to work. I am very exhausted, but I also have an art luxury. I can stand around and yuck it up in print whereas Jack and Rob, two visual artists, can only sit around in their rooms pulling their puds and sawing logs.

We were supposed to go out on the town tonight, but Jack got diahrrea and Rob got into a fight with his girlfriend on the phone because she got diahrrea. And then Rob got diahrrea because he was so upset that his girlfriend got diahrrea.

I am only slandering these two assholes because yesterday, no, two days ago they started calling me Fart Boy for no reason, just because I am handsome and have nice hair. they are just stupid idiots who have dumb ideas about creepy jerk stuff. I hope both of them choke on a butt soon and eat turds for the rest of their lives.

However, they are both stupid idiots. I find it odd how dumb they are. Its like they ate a moron pill for breakfast and then when the school bus came to pick them up they asked the bus driver if he had any fart flavored breath mints they could suck on and the bus driver was like it already smells like you are sucking on some and Jack and Rob were like, nuh-uh, you are, and then they ate each others farts because the moron pill they had for breakfast wasnt very satisfying.

In other news, what can you do? you fly all the way to Chicago to make some very odd pop-up store in the middle of the downtown area? I think we are downtown. the street we are located is called Lower Wacker, which sounds downtown.

there was this guy roaming around earlier, during lunch, when we were all sitting around eating sandwiches, he was trying to busk some money, he got into a fight with this gal about what, I dont know. But she was like:

"you cant threaten to stab someone, I am calling the cops!"

"youre lucky I didnt cut you up, you racist immigrant bitch."

Meanwhile, she called the cops. then for some reason she yelled back at him:

"Im a citizen, you idiot, and I have brown skin so I cant be racist!"

How do you get lured into an argument on a unhoused guys terms just after he threatened to stab you? I know we are living in sensitive times, but what the hell?

[insert tanya tucker]

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